pre order now! Saturday Pick Ups!

We keep it simple, structured, and sexy. Here’s how to get your hands on our indulgent, emotionally unstable desserts:

🗓️ Orders Open: Every Sunday For Regular Menu Items.

Put your goodies in cart & we will take care of the rest!
Our new Zodiac Themed Desserts drop on the 24th of each month! —along with your self-control. (these are available all month long!)

🛒 Pre-Orders Close: Thursday at 5PM (Sharp)
Once orders close, that’s it. No begging, no DMs, no sad emojis. You’ll have to wait until next week.

🔥 Bake Day: Friday
The kitchen turns into a snack cauldron. We make, bake, and pack everything fresh.

📦 Pickup Day: Saturday 9am - 12pm!
You roll up, grab your goods, and feel instantly hotter and more powerful. (please bring your digital receipt)

🛍️ Markets: Sundays (when announced)
Leftovers (rare) and extras (limited) are sold at local markets. Follow us on socials to stalk us in person.